“I ain’t never seen no animorphs”

I’ll let you guess from my instance 😁

Slaps

I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts

“it costs money to install AC”

Sure, weak excuse, but let’s go with it – What’s the excuse for not giving water? They get water ONCE A DAY, if that? That’s just completely fucked and insane

You can turn off the weird gesture shit and go back to the three buttons in settings.

“Navigation mode” -> “3-button navigation”

TBH the lack of a back button is one of the things I dislike about iPhones

Rear fingerprint scanner though…I miss it so much

Indoor is good though. Floating around the mall is a good activity for shit weather days

Eh I’m not sure it would be that way again even if interest rates were low. Private capital firms (Blackrock) have bought up a lot of homes

I’m still mad that the ballot initiative to move away from FPTP failed in Massachusetts 😢

George Soros put spiders in your butt

So basically the word for zero is “drizzle”?

That’s awesome

Levels is great for the tech industry. (Possibly other industries as well, but that’s the one I am familiar with)

Is “thinker” both thinner and thicker?

Just never close the tab!

Did you know: when you have enough tabs, Firefox for Android stops showing you how many there are and instead shows an infinity sign. How fun!

You could try Glassdoor, but my understanding is that it’s not as accurate as levels.

Does this mean that pigs in a blanket are actually just corn dog nuggets?

A surprising number of people don’t know about levels.fyi

Go to levels.fyi, find some companies and compare at your level. For a long time I was like “ain’t no way these numbers are accurate, people are getting paid that much?” YES THE NUMBERS ARE ACCURATE; your company’s excuses for a shitty raise this year (“blah blah market conditions, blah blah you are already on the upper end of your band, let’s work on a promotion next year”) are bullshit.

Super Metroid.

Spooky AF

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Haven’t you seen SpongeBob? Free cheese is how you get hooked