Hooker with a Penis in my ass

whelp

This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.

2045: We are now in receivership as the impact of the Climate Wars and collapse of the global food supply means we can no longer fly. Wellington airport is 2 feet underwater anyway.

Daily drive a 9500 on latest Fedora. Only thing that doesn’t work is the fingerprint scanner and honestly I don’t care in the slightest.

Signal. I bullied everyone I know into using it and deleted my Facebook account, so they have no other option for contacting me.

Fedora, for the “It Just Works”™ experience of an enterprise-supported distro.