guy who looks like a stupid dick is actually a stupid dick. happens every once in a while.

There’s a very realistic chance he’ll be dead by then. Modern medicine can only can keep a walking, talking turd alive for so long

Today I learned there is still a miss universe pageant. I guess saying shit like this will get the stupid fucking thing some attention.

Never saw the appeal of this place. The food was always at best bland and the coffee tasted like the paper filters they used.