Okay I know this one - it’s like putting lawn chairs out in front of the steamroller that’s been approaching the town for months. ‘We can make some more money selling “steamroller” themed tshirts and merchandise’. It’s like trying to convince father dougal that the cow isn’t small, it’s just a long way away.

Was the election not cooked though? I wouldn’t say this was exactly that type of problem to be honest

The Mona Lisa has nothing on the sheer drama of this pencil execution

How dare you criticise such a marvellous and historic work of art, hung as it is in the world famous ‘Louvre’ gallery in Paris, France

What’s the analogy - selling deckchairs on the poop deck of the lusitania?

This one got me pretty good höhöhö

Holy shit seriously?

Wow how considerate of them 🫨

Just 3%

It’s the compatibility with a partner imo, the match is everything - the technical details are mostly irrelevant once events take place

Down you go!

Olé

Oooh ow owie ouch my bones

Oh sweet the lovely man lent the gentleman his cello perhaps he had a spare how convenient he had the instrument about his person

Yeah it’s a very badly written headline - thanks for clarifying 👍

I thought this was taking place in a vacuum

Anybody know anything about the policies of the outgoing party vs the incoming?

Yup well spotted that one looks like it’s almost certainly ai generated now that you mention it

That’s gonna make active shooter drills really annoying, logistically, but maybe that’s the point of the exercise

I don’t believe you