Biffle

Or Elisabeth Warren…

Also I think that airbus are implicated as well but as Boeing are the big bad let’s not worry about that

We English wouldn’t only drop the first t, we’d drop the h and the final t as well, 'o pota’o… innit

Madlad

Nice carpet you’ve got there… be a shame if someone… barfed eggs all over it

Both at the same time though, now that’s worth aspiring to

NOM

I liked it so much, I bought the company!

Hahahahahahahahaha

Accidentally brutally stabbed himself in the chest whilst shaving

Less lethal than a gun shot

Also Pros - can be ridden at motorway speeds and can swallow your enemies

Build it and they will cum

They’re going to kill this woman, they’re going to do it on national TV… and then they’re going to cheer about it

HS2, the latest UK high speed rail project is 140 miles and the budget currently stands at about 100bn GBP (…130bn $…?)

10bn gon get you nowhere, sorry

/edit. More rail good, but realistic budgets needed

Steam still says it’s an mmo… what is it then?

No, you weren’t

Add vodka and a shot of espresso and you have espresso martini, a drink to both wake you up and fuck you up

I showed this to my brother and he told me that his 7 year old, when he wants to sound mature, will announce that he’s the mayor of willytown

I desperately need a book of these for a Christmas present