narrator: Nothing was done about it

The cheaper side is a VPN and a pirate’s life for me.

GM should just be like, “We’re just making sure no one is trying to get an abortion.” That’ll shut Texas up.

Maybe I should ask OP who it is they’re saying is confidently incorrect? I originally thought that they were saying Oliver was incorrect, but your response makes me wonder if they meant the Trump campaign response was incorrect.

Basically, I just want clarification.

Can someone explain what part he’s incorrect about? (Since we’re in ConfidentlyIncorrect)

Easy enough to get around for everyone then. Are you male to female trans? You’re not getting a vagina, you’re getting a penis reduction.

And over there. And a couple more over there. And one there too.

Just replace the pronouns.

“Hi. Steve was wondering if Steve could go ahead and start Steve’s next project since Steve’s current project is now in review? Steve would be working with Kevin on Steve’s next project and Steve knows that Kevin is wrapping up Kevin’s project this week so Steve and Kevin could start next week”

Doesn’t that sound so much more professional? 🙄

Ok, hear me out… Train station in the shape of a bald eagle with the covered track area leading out shaped like a gun penis for the eagle. The engine is shaped like a bullet, and the cars all have flames down the sides so it goes extra fast.

Hey, you’re right! I’m worth -$248,657.36 (yes, that’s a negative sign). Am not rich at all.

So if I have a pot on my back porch and I grow some basil in it, does that make me a farmer? Can I start shooting the delivery drivers who are bringing packages to my door?

So if I jerk off on the firehouse steps can I claim I’m just using the Safe Harbor law?

They’ll increase hourly wages by $0.50/hour. … And decrease employee hours to 10 hours/week.

I have, for a long time, used the phrase “speaking of segues” to change the subject in a conversation.

But let’s ban abortion because that will fix everything.

No straws In Minecraft

Instructions unclear…

09, 108, 1107, 11106, 111105

Religion is insanity.

Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers… People shoot up schools

Everyone loses their minds so someone gets naked.

I’ve genuinely never had that experience at Target. I can scan everything in my cart without once putting it in the bagging area and the self-checkouts at Target don’t give a shit.

Hey now! Bullets ain’t free.