3" deep when resting 5" when aroused with a diameter of 1cm and an elasticicity quotient of 1.33, repeating of course.

Sauce: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2893226/

TOO OLD!

With genetic modifying you could ethically bang advanced aged adult 3 year old futa Inu girls with giant schlongs!

Right back at you like always Viking_Hippie lol.

Removed by mod

Biden was pro two state solution and ceasefire… So is Kamala lmfao.

https://www.npr.org/2023/10/27/1208694837/two-state-solution-israeli-palestinian-conflict

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/kamala-harris-gaza-speech-watered-down-cease-fire-rcna141750

Don’t forget immigrants and black cities are scary.

I love the meme so much though.

But in reality we gotta let those damn sea flap flaps know Steve still got shooters out here.

Probably smart not to punch one though or you might end up like Steve. We got each other’s backs but let’s not commit to doing the same as Steve. For real though if one of them sea crepes tries to step and bubble trash about mah boi Steve, ooooooo imma punch the shit out of it.

Now if only all people, managers, businesses, unions, realized they could set what time they worked to whatever the hell they wanted within reason, moved to somewhere closer to the equator, got up earlier to use the morning instead of the night, did stuff at night…

Either way, we need to do away with the switching lol.

Hey at least she gets you the easiest Legendary Unique monster in Monster Rancher.

That’s not a boy. That’s not even coke.

Gym bro with too much money and too much nose for coke is more like it.

Got that silver tongue pussy. Stussy.

We get lots of blue mud daubers where I live and I’ve seen people freak the fuck out over them.

Like guys, they will straight up never have business with you and their main prey is literally spiders if you have an irrational fear of them too

They’re the bros of the wasp world. The dudes can’t even sting, only the women, and they can take care of the young which is crazy rare. Yoi’d have to go out of your way to get bitten or stung.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalybion_californicum

Hell, many solitary vespids will fuck up other non-solitary wasps.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasp#Solitary_wasps

Hey guys, check out the dolphin fucker!

I see…

4 electrons for him…

5 electrons for her?

It looks like it’s probably 6 electrons and 6 electrons?

So they could be oxygen (O), sulfur (S), selenium (Se), tellurium (Te), and polonium (Po)?

They’re an O2 molecule.

I hope they dressed their little baby up as an oxygen then dressed up as hydrogen molecules.

https://periodictable.com/Properties/A/ElectronShellConfiguration.v.html

English syntax hard?

There’s a lot of issues with English. Most of them are for using loanwords without phonetically changing how they’re spoken in the English alphabet. Then people wonder why they’re spelled like Ledoux and sound like Lehdoo.

Romance. Romance languages are the fucking reason you word slurring tongue twats.

But hey, at least we’re not Turkik.

Through the power of not letting the oil set, and using a rag or brush with warm to hot water, you will be surprised just how little to no soap you need at all.

Fwiw I’m not cleaning greasy ass pans regularly either. We’re too poor for that lol.

The mechanical action of water running and wiping is what takes out 90% of germs and bacteria already. Soap is only responsible for that next 9%.

There’s still 1% unless you autoclave it.

Tldr: You probably don’t need soap for dishes if you wash them during initial rinse immediately after use and they aren’t super gross.

You still want to wash and soap your hands cause 10% of cold germs is plenty.

Also quit licking your fingers to open the plastic bags for produce at the store you filthy fucks.

12024 Human Era.

Thank you Kurzgesagt calendars.

On the negative side, trying to get people our after is rough. The gf still has problems understanding that yes, you can take both kids with you to run errands, shop, etc.

Staying home all day dicking around on Facebook while I do all the shopping and a good chunk of the cooking, dishes, and child rearing heh after I get home is always like dude, go outside lol.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=33zPlnhymCU

Jack McBrayer & Triumph Visit Chicago’s Wiener’s Circle | CONAN on TBS - 12 years ago