Yeah, there is absolutely no way he wrote that!

If he allowed terrorists to build command centres in those hospitals, and dig tunnels underneath, then perhaps they would have been bombed to the ground…

Noooooo! He had his whole life ahead of him.

Right. Because he’s the unluckiest man alive, and he got caught the first time he ever stole 🙄

Good. Crime doesn’t pay. I hope he’s learned a lesson.