asg101 [none/use name, comrade/them]

Fun fact: Every mushroom is edible… at least once.

They just report what they are paid to report.

Dreaming about turning Mars into Earth as they are busy turning Earth into Venus.

In the U.S. police can shoot you for kind of looking a little bit like someone else they want to shoot.

We could market it as a thrill ride for billionaires.

This is what mine looks like (since I blocked the whole domain in my hosts file):

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But smearing human feces on sharpened stakes makes them super effective against invaders.

I would be happy with just dropping them off a cliff, no need to fuck up the atmosphere any more for that.

How did they KNOW???

Realistic. The world will be fine, not so much for most of the lifeforms that currently populate it. Earth has gone through evolutionary resets before. The existence of deep sea hydrothermal vents with methane loving organisms means that Earth will most likely NOT become like Venus, even when all feedback loops run their course. The carbon released and washed into the oceans will feed the species that produce oxygen, just as it has before.

Humans have become their own asteroid.

Every mushroom is edible… once.

The adult videos about job hunting/going to work, paying bills and taxes, doing dishes and laundry, doing shopping and cooking

The thing about unsustainable systems is… they are unsustainable.

If you think that is bad, just wait til you learn about Dihydrogen Monoxide. That shit kills.

Watching the graphs of inflation and corporate profits rise in unison would make one wonder.

Seems like these idiots have too much time on their hands already.

ATM Machine…

The oligarchs have not decided that Mars can be made into a culture war issue… yet.

My spouse just uses a fake background. I won’t even own a webcam.

But incinerating the planet is so profitable! Does no one think about the shareholders?