ALQ

The kids’ menu is labeled “Penne for your Tots.”

So glad that my fellow queer women haven’t spilled the secret of our ceremony like these guys did.

Wait, shit. I’ve already said too much.

I wonder if this will swing the Dems to State rights. It seems California is at least thinking about it, given the governor’s new goal of Trump-proofing the state.

I wonder if, in a hundred years, the US will look more like the EU.

As a fellow American Jew, I just want to say, loud and clear:

Fuck Israel, fuck Netanyahu, and free Palestine.

Israel is a segregationist state actively committing genocide. If you feel unwelcome in places that are against genocide, that sounds like it’s a you problem.

My first thought was also M&M-Peep chili; glad I’m not the only one about to go to the bathroom, forever.

The survey would target women of child-bearing age, between the ages of 15 and 49

A fifteen year old girl is not a “woman,” she is a child. All of this is appalling but that line stood out in particular to me.

It’s a good thing I’m a Pink Floyd fan because I am comfortably numb.

Or is that the dissociation talking so I can get through the next week, at least? Eh, six of one, half dozen of the other.

Unfortunately, when “politics” equals “whether certain people deserve basic human rights,” it’s not a minor issue. I don’t keep company with people who think I’m subhuman.

So…did you draw her like one of your French pups?also, she’s adorable!

This vandal has a garage full of downloaded cars.

“We don’t know the motive,” she said.

Really? You don’t know the motive? I’d give anyone on the internet three guesses, and the first two don’t count.

I feel the same. I like not having commercials in my music and being able to listen to a wide variety.

This woman is evil. I’d like to “resettle” her to prison.

Oooo, like that game where you make a sentence using the suggested words to me and I don’t know what to do with it too much scrutiny on the way to the point of the same thing as a young man and I don’t want anyone else starting with the same person as a young person who cares about it but they don’t have to be a human anymore just an idea of the time and then have enough of a relationship with him and Burns ensues after themselves.

As someone who also wasn’t sure what this was about, I appreciate the genuine (yet not graphic) explanation. Thanks

I think IDF also uses option B - explosives. Also very effective, since the only ones who get harmed by IDF weapons are Hamas, so everyone killed/harmed in the blast zone can safely be declared Hamas.

/s

Just you wait. Given some of the dumb things that have come out of people’s mouths, I would definitely not be surprised to see a headline like:

BREAKING: Corporate scientists suggest microplastic problem be solved with acid rain.

I’m not sure I want to know how they get yellow.

Jareth is not allowed to be completely gay. He can be 99% gay, but I require that 1% to remain ungay so I can have a chance with this fictional character.

Also Sarah, after she’s grown up about 15 years. She’s also not allowed to be 100% straight for the same reason.

This is a totally normal way to think, right? 🙃

Is anyone else starting to wonder whether Orwell was a time traveler trying to warn us?

It couldn’t possibly be that Trump and his handlers are using it (edit: 1984) as a road map and his followers are stupid enough not to notice.