I love that the last line is the same.
“The squirrels are free, so I took the ducks just because I’m a dick.” 😄

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Fucking hell I was looking for my glasses. Thought it was me 😄

Dogs are fucking adorable. I love them so much 😊

In this case I think having “no notes” and then “104,574 notes” adds a little bonus giggle at the end.

If there is one thing we can be sure of, it’s that there will be an updated version of Skyrim for the Switch 2.

You literally already did this with your independence from England. As someone who was born and raised in England… You got it right the first time! Don’t let another king sit on the throne. You fought so hard to prevent this before.

We do now

Misread that for a second…

Why would I stop?

This is a continuation of that exact joke

https://lemmy.world/comment/12643577

I’d watch a Netflix series based on your life, but I’d be concerned that it would get cancelled without proper closure…

No but as soon as he finds out his first reaction is to go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for it to blow over.

I have been thinking about improving my ham… 🤔

That man is being held at gun point.

If 6 was pretending to be 9 that just makes me think that 6 wants to be eaten by 7…

I don’t know why Spider Jesus would be 5D, but I’m on board with it.

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Yeah, like JavaScript

It says “cheese” burger. Not “cheeses” burger 🙄