I’ll hold off too because some feathers grow straight from the bones. Eek

Me patiently waiting for hospital staff to stop acting like fucking cops

I’m so grateful to my wife for not caring about that shit

Thanks for the reminder to find and set up the dash cam I bought 2 years ago (and then proceeded to do nothing with it because I forgot to buy an SD card for it, and then forgot entirely)

Hope someone rats out the rat 🐀 it’s rats all the way down

News reporting on a black kid getting murdered: “HE WAS NO ANGEL!”

News reporting on a killer getting what was coming to him: “HE WAS SUCH A SWEET KIND MAN WHO DID NO WRONG!”

I’m not sure if I ever really believed it. My parents would be very tongue in cheek when talking about “Santa” in a way that I picked up on early. I have a memory of kindergarten where I realized that everyone else thought Santa was real, and it made me start questioning if I was the one that was wrong

Everyone I like still uses messenger. And a local support group I’m part of is on Facebook. I also use it to check for local updates especially during bad storms. Besides that I don’t touch it because my feed is 10% my relatives posting the dumbest shit anyone’s ever come up with and 90% sponsored/suggested shit that’s just thirst traps and rage bait.

Please look both ways before you pull out into a busy boulevard. Please use your turn signals. Please look around you before you change lanes. Please pass instead of tailgating. Please slow down when it’s snowing. Please stay in your lane. Please please please please

If I can’t laugh with myself who can I laugh with?

Hey I keep the hat on to cover the massive dent in my skull from lacking a brain ;)

#10 is genius if you’re a chronic hat wearer ngl

😭 tfw no assassin bf

Love this. Definitely gonna get removed though

Infinity War was a better Star Wars movie than most actual Star Wars movies

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unrelated… https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/05/health/anthem-blue-cross-blue-shield-anesthesia-claim-limits/index.html

Most people who make YouTube videos do it as a hobby or side thing and not as their main profession. Can’t expect pro grade from a hobbyist ;)

“hey uh maybe we shouldn’t take our anger out on people who can’t defend themselves”

“HOW DARE YOU ITS MY RIGHT TO BEAT MY KID BLOODY AND GIVE HIM PERMANENT MENTAL PROBLEMS!!!”

based on a true story

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