This was my grandma man. She died at 98 smoking until the very end. She used to drive a 1972 Lincon Continental I would ride in the back seat with no chair or seat belt as she chain-smoked filterless Camels and spit dip into a Styrofoam coffee cup.
Edit: I called Camels “cowboy killers” but those were Marlboros and that’s what my mom smoked. Grandma didn’t dig filters because “that’s how you get cancer.”
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMED
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I brew an 8-cup pot every morning. Most days I only drink half of it, a couple of times a week I drink the whole thing. I roast my own from a blend of coffees I spent almost a year nailing down.
I can quit whenever I want lol
Edit: somehow I posted in the wrong thread. Oops lol it was meant for a post about coffee people being addicts
A final solution to the Hamas problem, what could go wrong?
I am sure they will come up with some sort of solution. Maybe they could all meet up at a villa in Wannsee and figure something out.
This is why you need a good friend who is not afraid to tell you you have bad taste lol.
“He died of a very natural Novichok build-up from unhealthy life choices having nothing to do with Kremlin.” - Some Russian dressed like doctor.
Man, if only they had warehouses where they could gather up all the Palestinian’s belongings for safekeeping. One area could be for rugs, one for jewelry, one spot for shoes, and another for buckets of gold teeth.
Did someone watch Space Cowboys and get confused?
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You have to know before you can forget lol
How dare you insinuate I didn’t read the article. I’ll have you know I read every bit of the first paragraph. Now, good day sir. harrumph
It’s not real war profiteering if you don’t sell to both sides, dummy.
If only there were some sort of camps where they could give them jobs. They could load the civilians onto trains and ship them to those camps.
You misspelled shit
That’s funny, I dropped them last week right before they announced the price hike because I own everything I want to watch and now that I have my OTA DVR set up I don’t need Hulu so I said “see ya round like a big old doughnut.”
Have a heroin for breakfast, a heroin for lunch, and a sensible din… … …wait what was I say… … …oh heroin for lunch, hey do you have a cigarette? Wait I have two in the ashtray? Anyway, a sensible dinner it’s healthy.
Yeah, she was a tough old woman. She was the exception to the smoking rule for sure. She chain-smoked, dipped, and drank whiskey all day lol out lived two husbands and one child.