I used to have to walk a mile to the friggin school bus stop, shit is ridiculous nowadays.

Baaa

Welcome to lemmy.

*Sees your posts

Lmao, blocked.

It depends on how many dachshunds you’re willing to lose.

He’s chasin da fishes now

Fair, enough

You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?

How do you feel about punctuation?

I’m glad someone else remembers that movie.

Buried a fish under a tree once, fuckin dog had that shit dug up in 5 minutes and was rolling around in it.

She looks broken

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It’s not easy being green.

Too much hair

Prehistoric bone study

The brain is the largest erogenous zone.

It’s true though, way too gamey.

Porn stars should use their platform for progress. I would click twice as fast if a video was titled “DP for universal healthcare” or “gang bang to end the war in Gaza”.

I’m color blind so I’m going to assume this has something to do with gay sex.