You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?
How do you feel about punctuation?
I’m glad someone else remembers that movie.
Buried a fish under a tree once, fuckin dog had that shit dug up in 5 minutes and was rolling around in it.
She looks broken
It’s not easy being green.
Prehistoric bone study
The brain is the largest erogenous zone.
It’s true though, way too gamey.
Porn stars should use their platform for progress. I would click twice as fast if a video was titled “DP for universal healthcare” or “gang bang to end the war in Gaza”.
I’m color blind so I’m going to assume this has something to do with gay sex.
Looks like it’s going fast just sittin there
JER-RY JER-RY JER-RY
I had a lot of fun with one of these when I was a teenager. Trying to do donuts backwards, off-roading through the woods chasing after my friends that were on dirt bikes, taking the back seats out to fit all manner of things inside…
I think about the only thing it didn’t do was get me laid lmao
He’s chasin da fishes now