It’s an NFA Heron, they’re very sought-after

Ñope

Stay classy, Russia

Two couches at the same time?

Tally ho, everyone

Our lawn!

Celestial Seasoning Bengal Spice

Like brothers and sisters

This is brilliant

You’re probably better off with some combination of gold, bitcoin, and low-tech durable goods than cash.

So what you’re really saying is that it’s definitely going to happen

Hey Siri, how do I talk my way out of a social media poat I now regret?

If only our past behavior could give you some insight into the kind of people we are and how we can be expected to behave in the future. But given the complete absence of data I guess that’s just impossible. Oh well.

Locking them up helps all the other people they won’t have the opportunity to hurt or kill

Career civil servant*

TFW you’re 13 and your dreams are coming true

They tried that once and it didn’t work out very well for them

Lemmy, and a few people on Substack

I REFUDIATE THEE, MECHANICAL SERVANT OF SATAN!

Online political partisanship