TheVelvetGentleman [he/him]

I’d microwave them too if my titties looked like that.

I’m so exhausted.

I don’t care what you say; any car good enough for Columbo is good enough for me.

This guy doesn’t get bronze age humor.

6 out of 10 is the new 2. People don’t know how to rate things anymore. It makes everything difficult to gauge. The Chinese restaurant in town near me has a 4.7/5 on Google and it’s the most disgusting food I’ve ever eaten, yet it has the same score as the actually good restaurants nearby.

The first 4 times I got stung by yellow jackets this year, I can understand. I was encroaching on their territory by walking down a trail. But did they really have to follow me into my truck 40 feet away and continue to sting me inside? Little pricks. Land ownership is theft, wasps!

This is true, but they also allow someone who missed your talk to catch up by reading the PowerPoint. The best middle ground is to have instant text, but not read it, imo.

Brother, I’ve seen some orbs in my time, and that ain’t one of em. That there is a blob.

Does reading the abstract count?

homosexualism?

Because people will pay to see it. Remakes are still hugely popular, even if they’re unnecessary and distasteful.

Can’t they throw their tissues in the trash?

I don’t understand how people can say this. I saw both mad max movies in theaters, and the CG was so immersion breaking in both for me. Not just bits of odd looking shots here or there, but the majority of the movies. It looks like they did sky replacement or some other monkeying around. All the lighting looks off and there’s that classic grey-washing on edges throughout. I don’t know what I’m talking about; I just know it looks ass to me and I wish it didn’t because they’re fun movies.

See this kind of health and safety nonsense is ruining science. How are you supposed to get a feel for the pH if you don’t FEEL the pH?