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Don’t forget that they are snitches too. Tyson dropped a dime

Yes, it is very sad about the deaths, but the Orphan Crushing Machine is vital to our economy.

Sir, I believe they refer to this as, “dunking.”

I’m good, how are you?

Before we go any further, let me explain to you the guidelines for involuntary committment for suicidal ideation.

Hmmmmm

That is an inciting violence law.

Apu learned in post-grad glasses that it was complicated again.

South Park: Stick of Truth and The Fractured But Whole I’d guess people either hate it or laugh their way through it.

Perfect use of this format. “I don’t know” is the foundation of wisdom. See: reddit where too many think they know.