If the alternative is scurvy I’d rather just be a dude with a dick that likes vag that’s emasculate.

Yeah. One time I edited the Wikipedia article on the human pancreas to say it was just a worthless organ taking up valuable internal real estate. My edit got redacted pretty quickly.

Ugh, yeah. Monster Truck (my cat) is all white and I typically wear all black, and he is a cuddly motherfucker.

IDK man is this one of those things where as an American I grew up with like super processed chocolate and regular chocolate would just taste strange to me?

Lanky Kong listens to DK rap for the first time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PugcxQYJGjs&t=145s

Hold on now. Cat’s playing 4D chesssssss.

Cat was also a snake in a past life.

Old lady comes up and says “Hero, can you help rescue my cat from that tree?”

I’ll do it, and I’ll do it for free!

I’ll do it, but you better pay me.

If you don’t get out of my way right now I’m going to shotgun you in the face.

Welcome to Heaven! Here’s your harp!

Welcome to Hell. Here’s your accordion.