Apes love playing with puppies, they got this.

Is that really what it needs though?

Yeah he’s the pretentious friend that can’t watch a movie until he’s messed with the color settings for like 10 minutes.

“I will intentionally film the entire movie with the lense cap on. If you can’t see the movie, that’s your problem. It means you’re not a true cinephile like me. Movies weren’t meant to be watched”

Tosses scarf

-Christopher Nolan probably

Fun fact, this guy is an ex wrestler named Ryback. I say ex wrestler because even though he’s not retired, nobody will hire him. He’s bat shit crazy.

It’s a Werther’s originals flavored mcflurry really, so not that hard to name it

What’s crazy to me is that if you go to a smoothie place, they add sugar. I have to specify that my mango and fruit smoothies don’t require additional sugar cause their recipes add it for some reason

-He really has an ugly face.

-He is certainly ugly.

-But, you know what, that’s not really what bothers me about this. What bothers me is that he looks like an old woman.

-Right! Well, he is wearing a lot of blush on those cheekbones, but I feel like that was the look of the times.

-No, no, but it’s not just that though, Mac, it’s not.

-I mean, a lot of presidents somehow end up looking like women. I mean, look at Ronald Reagan, right?

-Now, why would you hang a painting like this on your wall?

Cause digital Games have always been kind of a scam. It costs them less to produce, less shipping cost, no middle man taking a cut. Yet the games are never cheaper, they cost just as much as physical. And they can be taken away from you at any time and there’s not a thing you can you. I could wake up one day and find myself banned from the network and all my money is down the toilet

You PC gamers are such noise in the air, know it alls. Then you wonder why we all ignore you

Which is odd too. I can’t picture Peter as a captain of industry. He’s brilliant but lazy remember? He’s not a leader. He’s that kid that forgets to turn off the oven, or runs off to chase a criminal instead of going to class. That kind of lifestyle doesn’t Jive with Spidey

So pointing out the truth about capitalism makes me that guy? I would say you’re that guy, but you’re fighting of facts and numbers because you mad

I’m simply stating the issues that are brought up by the game companies themselves. At the end of the day you don’t have to believe them but you have to accept that they’re capitalists, and if they’re not interested in the PC game market, it’s because it isn’t profitable or worth going after.

The new Holland trilogy is for sure gonna be deadbeat Peter since nobody remembers him now. But yeah in the 80s and 90s comic he’s in space doing missions with Avengers, then in NY struggling with rent. Made no sense to me. Even worse when he couldn’t afford rent but he had a damn Spider car!

I bet you think HD TVs and wifi are a gimmick lol

Gooby pls

As a kid I always wondered why spiderman had to struggle for rent. I get that is part of his charm, but can’t the city of NY give him a stipend? Can’t Tony start pay him a salary? Damn Tony just give him one of your penthouses. Reminder that when Tony died he could have changed Peter and May’s entire life if he had just left a crumb for them in his will.

PC gamers all have different machines, which must make optimization a nightmare. Additionally, those with shitty machines are giving games bad reviews based on their own limitations. So much easier to pirate a game on PC. I heard something like 30% of gamers pirate at least some games.

Doesn’t look like an attractive market to be honest. I’m not surprised companies just went with consoles

Edit: get mad all you want but I’m thinking of this as a capitalist issue, and game corporations only care about your money, not your convenience

I swore off Kojima after metal Gear. His convoluted stories and endless cut scenes without the lore and characters of metal gear behind them, just doesn’t appeal to me.

It was extra easy to avoid, cause I hate Norman Reedus and I think he looks like a smelly carnie

What is with Japanese game devs acting proud of being technologically in the 80s? Japanese games used to look like anime, then this gen they just look like shitty live action models attempting to look like anime and it looks awful. You play Capcom games and they feel like you’re playing Dreamcast, they’re stiff, look like a bad live action and anime mix, and just feel old. Serieses like megaman have so much potential to have ratchet at Clank style, modern, AAA level open world, but instead they just release another shitty 80s style side scroller