Taking karate lessons
Didn’t know that Kevin Hart also plays football! What a talented guy!
Yesn‘t
Reminds me of that old southpark episode where Randy gets ball-cancer
If you want my chicken and you think it’s crispy, cmon baby let me know!
How about MEGASECONDS ?
If they don’t want you to flush paper down the toilet… why do they provide you with so much on the walls?
Where can i get one? For research purposes of course…
And when someone’s telling you to eat a d*ck at Christmas just pull that one out and eat it while staring into his or her eyes
Dinkelberg!
Step 1: cut off a limb Step 2: cry in pain for 9,5 hours Step 3: take pill #6
Sorry to tell you that, but I think your dog has autism
Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷♀️
„1% of people hoarding 99% of wealth in the world, and most of them have the same skin color and religion like me? It has to be the fault of people with a different skin color and/or religion that I’m not getting richer!“
Checkmate!