I’ve been playing trombone for 23 years. There is no 0th position.

I always thought of Belgians as being swamp French. It’s the Dutch who are swamp Germans.

I had to read E.M. twice because at first my brain translated it as Entitled Mother (which doesn’t seem too far off)

I’ll believe it when I see it

I wasnt able to upgrade to fiber internet until about 2017

What’s Trump’s stance on Israel?

The bar is low and the concerns are high

It’s about the low quality of education and poor job prospects. Poverty = crime

What have you done to my boy Fido!?

Is that the timed mission where they posted up enemies everywhere with rocket launchers along the normal route? That mission ended my last attempt at a playthrough, still never finished GTA3

What do you mean? Elementary school is on there

It’s just Swamp German

That’s a shame, I prefer my burgers served on a snow shovel

Here in the US it’s Ginger Ale

Always has been

Fun fact: PLU’s (Product Lookup Units) are searchable on Google, though it’ll look like you’re just on your phone while at the register

Y functions as a vowel in this instance

Merkuh

The only way to stop a bad pig with a gun is a good pig with a gun

At least the stickers have the PLU on them, helps for self-checkout. So mostly useless