Sasuke [comrade/them]

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Joined 4 years ago
Cake day: September 24th, 2020
  • Sasuke [comrade/them]@hexbear.nettoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•[Serious] What do you think Disney's Recess characters are up to now, as adults?English
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    3 months ago

    gus has gone no-contact with his dad and is making james somerton-style youtube essays

    gretchen is writing tumblr posts about gifted-kid burnout and forever applying for a PhD

    spinelli has become the owner of an asbestos factory.

    T.J is unionizing his workplace and working on inventing a brand new type of soda

    vince was set to become an olympic athlete in steeple-chase, but a knee-injury forced him to retire early. he’s now looking to start a soda-type podcast with T.J. (they are lovers) while barely making rent from his part-time job as a P.E. teacher.

    mikey is filling the world with love

  • Sasuke [comrade/them]@hexbear.nettoFuck Cars@lemmy.ml•The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, everyone 🤦English
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    1 year ago

    Getting mad you’re allowed to go over 20mph?

    sometimes, even on roads, you’ll find these un-vehicled, squishy beings who are not protected by 4000 pounds of steel. and when these small beings are hit by a large motor vehicle, they can get very hurt. the faster the vehicle is going, the more hurt they get. speed = ouchie. when a car going 20mphs hits them, they can get hurt and scared, but usually, they’ll be okay. but if the car is going very fast when it hits them, they can get a boo boo so bad that it can’t be fixed even by a doctor :(

  • Sasuke [comrade/them]@hexbear.nettoWorld News@lemmy.ml•Let them eat burgers! Austrian chancellor says low-income families should eat at McDonald’sEnglish
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    1 year ago

    “So what does it mean that a child doesn’t get a hot meal in Austria? Do you know what the cheapest hot meal in Austria is? It’s not healthy, but it’s cheap: a hamburger at McDonald’s — €1.40, if I buy fries with it, €3.50. Now someone is seriously claiming that we live in a country where parents can’t afford this meal for their child,” he said.

    “If I have too little money, I go to work more,” he added in the video, which was filmed during a wine-and-cheese event near Salzburg — with no burgers in sight — his conservative People’s Party confirmed to Plus24.

    i hope he chokes to death on a piece of rotten cheese in his wine cave