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  • Salamand@lemmy.todaytomemes@lemmy.worldThe American Dream
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    2 hours ago

    by an alarm clock,

    Sounds like a personal choice. Im up before 630 every day without an alarm clock. Try going to bed earlier?

    leap out of bed,

    Or just, get out of bed. Like every person on the planet.

    dress,

    Would you rather be nude?

    force-feed,

    You mean eat? Somebody forcing you? Youre bitching about breakfast?

    shit, piss, brush teeth and hair,

    If pooping/peeing are upsetting to you, you have bigger issues.

    and fight traffic to get to a place where

    Why fight the traffic? You are the traffic. Fighting it is a personal choice.

    essentially you made lots of money for somebody else

    Your company is successful, is that a problem? You’re getting paid too, right?

    and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

    Who’s asking/telling you how to feel about it?

    Dude needs therapy