The original opening sequence had Gordon completing several hundred grant applications, but it didn’t playtest well.

Rule 34 in particular is an excellent read, and expands on some of the concepts in the post.

Cosmetics, apparently: https://www.bostonmagazine.com/health/2015/04/14/baby-foreskin-facial-boston-hydrafacial/

I’ve lived in a house with these windows for the last 15 years, and didn’t know this.

Did he also eat his meat raw and sleep in trees?

“again”

I’VE GIVEN THEE COURTESY ENOUGH