And hey, there’s that Oregonian bird flu, too! 3 infectious diseases on the horizon!

Too bad the bloodshed never includes the politicians who helped make it harder to change. Maybe that’s what needs to happen instead.

Both

This is the only answer.

Samesies. My recipe makes 2.

Only self loathing.

You start with 20 life.

Each of these spells must be played on your turn.

Mox Ruby is free to play with a 0 casting cost. Tap that (turn it sideways) to add 1 mountain (red mana: 🌄) to your mana pool. You don’t remove it from the board.

You have 1 mana in your mana pool: 🌄

Black Lotus is free to play with a 0 casting cost. You can turn it sideways, remove it from the board into your graveyard pile, and add 3 of any color to your mana pool. Choose green for forests: 🌲🌲🌲

You now have 4 total mana: 🌄 🌲 🌲 🌲

Channel costs 🌲🌲. Cast that, remove 🌲 🌲 from the mana pool, and pay 19 of your 20 starting life, so that you gain 19 colorless mana (can be used for most spells). Place Channel into the graveyard pile.

Your mana pool will now have a total of 21 mana: 🌄 🌲 + 19 colorless

Fireball costs 🌄 + any amount of mana you decide, up to how much you have available. So you then use your remaining 🌲+ 19 to do 20 damage to your opponent.

You win with 1 life remaining.

“There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.”

Alfred Hitchcock

How many movies and TV shows do you watch? You think those things appear out of nowhere?

Or other degree that’s also useful, including social work or the arts.

If Fuckface 45 and his cronies actually take office on Jan 20, then this country as we know it is gone. It’s over. It’s cooked.

They need to be jailed for their crimes before getting into office.

If you give Abbie Richards a watch/read, she’ll educate you on how easy it is for TikTok to become a right-wing misinformation playground.

Woah, fuck that job with a rusty pineapple.

I said what I said.

Don’t tell me what I do and don’t do

For me, it’s all about someone trying to help me, together.

I’m lucky that a few of my coworkers understand the feeling that working on a thing together (even if it’s separate tasks) can achieve the larger goal. It’s much better than going alone, or with someone who tries to play director/boss.

I’ve got a lovely cocktail of ADHD, C-PTSD, Depression, and Anxiety. And people are upset when it takes me an hour to get out of bed.

Fucking fascists. I hate this stupid country.

And ADHD just means “you’re too lazy, and just need to focus.”

Things that make me want to hurt people.

DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS

If anyone talks about buying carbon credits, just punch them in the face.