This has made me literally laugh out loud for 35+ years. Thanks g to or sharing it and reminding me of the beautiful absurdist humor of Gary Larson

Wait a minute, you mean the internet LIED to me?!?

Don’t…. don’t give me hope

It’s technically not a bug if it’s operating as intended

An individual is not a lemming, no. But people? People are scared, stupid, lemmings who will follow the crowd, almost every time.

We’re social creatures, designed to work in groups. The downside (or upside I guess) is that people do follow the crowd.

Is it for p0rn watching? I feel like with the current Temporary Speaker of The House, it would be for p0rn watching

Now that is a B1tchin’ cane.

You were around when this happened. For gods sake it was all happening live in front of everyone a couple of years ago.

It’s literally impossible for you to actually be this ignorant about it.

I understand trolling, I get the propaganda hype, I get brain rot; but this, this is just plain ignorant.

I haven’t really seen my exact situation & frustration put so perfectly.

I know it’s exhausting, but just reading this helps remind me that I’m not alone.

So just know, you’re not alone.

I would rather it add words:

“X, formerly known as Twitter, which acts as demonstrable proof that Musk is an idiot, and should be taxed up to the hilt”

I also feel this should be done by every news outlet.

I did not know about this one.

How far gone does one have to be that saying this on TV is not only okay, but encouraged?

Fox News called him evil, so… at least he’s not woke.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fox-fred-rogers-evil/

Depending on how you define “modern” Fox News did call him evil in 2007.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fox-fred-rogers-evil/

“…. there MIGHT be a small fine of it happens again”

Attempted murder of judge happens again, under Trumps specific orders.

“Okay, this is your very last warning”

For the same reason that someone decided that it would be a good idea to have machines be able to generate energy from organic material….

Yeah, let’s build robots that can feed on humans to recharge their batteries, no way that’d be a problem.

Until they pass a law making it super duper no-no bad for anyone but the government to use this power.

… cause that’s how the internets works, it’s okay when the government does it, and they are able to control everything on the internet through regulations. Didn’t you know that?

Only if Apple is brave enough

Are you crazy?!? It has AI in the NAME! It’s a gold mine! A GOLD mine!

Asking the important questions.

…. but yeah, which one is it?

The Mongolian speaks the truth!