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Hear me out, the egg one but balanced with more brown sugar than white. It’s very similar to the Tate’s brand chocolate chip cookies.
Seriously. Reading through this thread has been insanely idiotic. Guess the criticism in the meme hit hard on some butthurt little boys anyway ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Lincoln filling out them grey sweats
Same, our great American freedom™️ means that we have very reasonable career politicians working on fixing this nonsense already we don’t spend enough money on lobbyists in order to matter enough to then have any iota of actual representation in the formation of our government’s laws and policies.
And a complementary turkey baster, too!
Oooh gay kill me harder daddy
What happened to his crusty ass since the bout of freezing anyway? GOP shove him in a corner out of view?
That’s actually a fair point but then loser butthurt extremists will probably just attack random targets (like they already have many times) because someone’s gotta pay for the offense caused.
There’s a couple of science-based social groups (usually ‘skeptics’ is in the name, a la Skeptics Society) where I live (SLC) so might be a very good place to start recruiting ‘sales’ people in your own areas…
Honestly not a bad set for some foot shots. Slightly damp sand squishing between the little piggy’s, and all that…
Hear me out: toothpick drawer.
Eat some corn on the cob? Open up the toothpick drawer and get those cracks clean!
Need to test the cake is done? Open up the toothpick drawer and stab away!
Toothpick drawer™️
Excuse me, are you me?! Being an uninteresting introvert and guilty for it is my spirit animal anyway…
Exiting a PLANE??? Believe it or not, communism!
I’m not usually a soggy food fan, but Rice Chex are an absolute delight when they have time to marinate in the milk for a few 🤌
I would love to stop seeing posts in other languages pop up in my feed constantly - just some type of feature to help organize the languages of each instance a bit better.
Don’t be afraid to block instances if you would like to see less politics and doom scrolling. I listen to NPR and read my local news, so I don’t need to see all that here as well. I just want gratuitous memes and good convos about nothing important with internet strangers.
But in the end…