I want more of this guy
Mash 'em, boil 'em, stick 'em in a centrifuge
I want more of this guy
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Do they… they torture them with a rubber horse…?
ETA: Goddammit it says rubber hose
Nah, the nakedness was meant to symbolize humanity gaining self-awareness, which separates them from the purity and innocence of other animals. After Adam and Eve eat the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, they realize they’re naked and feel instinctively ashamed of that (as most people would, but regular animals wouldn’t), so they cover themselves with leaves. In fact IIRC, the fact that they’re covering themselves up is what tips off God that they ate the fruit.
I’ve always just assumed our particular corner of space is considered the “Florida” of the universe
Dude, I’m literally just saying it’s wrong to generalize an entire people as a “cancer.” If you seriously can’t see the reason in that, I honestly don’t know what else to say.
I’m not pro-Russia by any means but this is some extremely troubling rhetoric
I would imagine it’s at gunpoint, figuratively or literally.
“This thing seems to be true.”
“Actually, this thing doesn’t seem to be true, and here’s why.”
“So you don’t want this thing to be true, then??”
Maybe now you can see how ridiculous you sound here.
Alternate title: Find someone who can sit on your face
So this is totally random and unsolicited, but I’ve seen you around some of the communities I’m in and I noticed you sometimes use slashes to emphasize words (e.g. /actual/). Maybe that’s a personal preference, but just in case, I thought I’d let you know that Lemmy supports Markdown formatting, so you can italicize words by wrapping them in asterisks. For example, *actual* becomes actual
See a doctor
I think you’re confusing civilization with utopia
ITT: Marketing specialist vs engineer
Well you didn’t think that sling was just made of out any old leather, did you?
Save an ox, plow a farmer
My coworker flips his shit every time I include a ternary operator in a PR. He also insists on refactoring any block of code longer than two lines into its own function, even when it’s only used once.
He is not well liked.
An internal browser is a good idea, but in the interim, this problem can be solved by changing your default browser/app settings. You should be able to make it so that any link automatically opens in Firefox, or make it so that clicking on YouTube links prompts you to select which app you’d like to open the link with. Not sure what type of device you’re working with, but on Android you can change these settings by going to Settings > Apps > (insert app name here) and looking under the “Defaults” header.
🎵 Do you wanna rob a pet shoooop?
Come on, let’s go get paaaaaid 🎶
If I had a nickel for every time I was troubleshooting with a friend and discovered they thought turning the monitor off and on again was “rebooting the computer” I’d be depressingly wealthy.