“They dont think it be like it is, but it do.”

As Gandalf said:
“If you compare an Ant to a Level, a Human will go its whole life thinking the Earth is flat.”

You are lucky this is all the Gore i can sustain.

“I am altering the deal. Pray i dont alter it any further.”

• Duolingo bird.

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If only Loki could show up, transform in a female horse, and let the male horse from the other side fuck him and impregnate him…then we could all Sleipnir better at night.

“Those damm birds.”

• Guy looking at his car.

"Those people that shit everywhere are wrong.
Specially due to their [“put personal prejudices here”].

I do also think that I, ME, and MYSELF, deserve to shit everywhere, at anytime all at once, all i want, because im special due to [“put personal prejudices here”]…by the way…why is the world full of shit?"

Maybe…just maybe…if we stopped shiting everywhere…

With that mentality, how do you view corrupt politicians and entrepreneurs?
Do you bash politicians taking bribes?
If so, why? They are doing what you want to do…being shity.

"Oh yeah, it’s all coming together."💪🤯

“You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location.
The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror.
These are just examples; it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter The Scary Door.”

• Futurama

And the original behind The Scary Door:

“You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.
A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.
That’s the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!”

Or:

“There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man.
It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity.
It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge.”

There’s one or two more intro texts.

Fuck no

Portugal here.

Safe to drink tap water everywhere and public fountains (they usually have a metal sheet saying if it is potable or “not tested regularly”. Depends on the Municipality/Town Halls. Where I live we have like 5 or 6 public fountains per square km, some with public tanks to wash cloths like old school).

Story time tough, and applicable to the conversation:

I went through a Leukemia and the marrow transplant.
5 months after the transplant I went to Lisbon (I live in the north) to see family.
I took a shower after arriving, and my skin reacted very poorly.
The reaction was so strong, the transplant almost didn’t take.
I had to take high doses of cortisol (and other treatments) that fucked up my bones (3 protheses now. Right elbow and the 2 fear heads)

The doctors in IPO (oncoly hospital) explained that the skin is the biggest organ in the body and where i live the terrain is more Granitic in nature, my skin was used to water here in the north, and the further south you go in Portugal, the more Calcaric (limestone/calcário) it is.
People in Lisbon have to use “Calgon” (product) in the washing machines, to clean the build up of limestone.

People of the north, of course it depends on the person, showering in the south, tend to have dry skin and hair after the shower.

I’m sorry for the testament.
But it’s knowledge.
Stay safe.