I mean Firefly is ok, but the original Battlestar Galactica is still supreme.
Why does Kermit the Frog have teeth?
Just made some and the joke runs through my head (going to get it very wrong I am afraid)…
Host: Welcome to my party! Can I interest you in a half dozen hard boiled eggs?
Guest: uhhhhhh, no thanks?
Host: What if I cut them in half, add in some mayo and some other stuff?
Guest: (busily stuffing face) Got any more?
Well I know what I’m making this weekend! Thanks.
Lottery numbers? Stock market movements? Sports predictions?