I wear button up shirts for work, and I only button and unbutton the second one down and pull the shirt on and off over my head (I never button the top button). By not buttoning and unbuttoning the other ones, it reduces the stress on the threads, and greatly reduces the chance that you will have a button pop off.

I could only read this in Jeff Foxworthy’s voice, which made it…. weird.

“It’s not that the wind is blowing, it’s what the wind is blowing. If you get hit with a Volvo, it don’t matter how many pushups you did that morning.”
—Ron White

I read that like you’re Tony the Tiger. “It is GRRRRRREAT for opening large log files.”

Yes! I still have a number of these around here somewhere. They’re old, and many of the articles are out of date, but they’re still enjoyable reads!

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Before you criticize a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, you’re a mile away! And you’ve got his shoes!

How are they not using Frank Caliendo to play Madden? That guy’s impression sounded as much like Madden as Madden did!

So, I’m not a tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorist, but I absolutely believe the theory that Spez & Musk are being paid handsomely under the table by dark money to do their best to ruin Reddit and Twitter. It was the two largest places that liberals congregated, communicated, and publicly posted, and the right wing wants to hamper and/or destroy both sites. I think both are seriously compromised now, and many of the left have fled. In the case of Twitter, it’s just turning into Truth Social lite, and Spez is trying to monetize what’s left of Reddit as fast as he can to rake in cash off what’s left of the dying carcass/bot farm.

Read all about it in this month’s issue of Duh.

Apparently when I post from Voyager, it converts my graphics to gifs. I’m not sure why.

There’s the expression “see you later alligator,” and this is a literal take on it.

I too came here from the Reddit migration - when Apollo died, so did Reddit for me for the most part. It was amazing the number of Lemmy apps that popped up in those days, and how many of them have been eventually abandoned. I’ve settled on Voyager for my iPhone browsing and Alexandrite for my laptop browsing, and I’ve been really happy on Lemmy.

And lastly, this is one of my favorite Pearls Before Swine! 🤣

Have you ever seen the one-off cartoon that Watterson drew for the cartoon documentary Stripped?

I’ve never seen that, thanks for sharing!