Wow, you sure got butthurt. Too bad I didn’t say anything about the people in Florida, they’re more than welcome to live somewhere more sensible, say… on actual land, rather than a sandbar and a bit of hole-y limestone. But feel free to go down with the sandy ship you call home if you want. You can find me up the hill a little ways, laughing.
What do I think happens to people? Considering it’s the internet, and my comment was tangential enough to the topic that I didn’t think I’d need to write an essay because someone got their feefees hurt after baking in the sun too long.
I’ll make sure to donate to a life-vest or pool-floaty fund or something to make up for it.