Super cool, but "Jessup first posted on X, ‘The Everything App’ " is so cringe.
This is what peak pro-life looks like.
I am both the leaf, and the fruit flies who copulate on it.
Smithereens you say!? Tell me more.
The vegans an angry, toxic bunch lol
They’re so small and adorable aren’t they?
Of course it was the vegans.
This looks like my ex. I’m not even tryna be mean, it just does.
And my vote in Oklahoma…oh fuck it who are we kidding lol. Meaningless. I still do it though.
You sure are on a tear, aren’t ya little guy?
That was actually an interesting read. First one from a game journalist in a while lol. Crazy how much energy they spent on just one, rather small character.
For when you want to watch someone go fuck themselves…
Burn the witch!
Fake news! Everyone knows it has to be MUCH colder than that to freeze. Not buying your snake oil sir. Good day!
No “/s” necessary. That notation is for lazy writing. If the OP was being sarcastic, it was poorly communicated and deserves the condemnation. That’s the risk of sarcasm, do it well and it’s hilarious. Do it poorly and get flamed. That’s the gamble.
What do you envision “high quality human contact” to be?
I still break out a few of those unplugged jams from time to time.
In that story, the angels took the form of men. Apparently super hot men lol.
Most of the biblical descriptions of what angels really look like are fucking terrifying.
Sigh…re-downloads game.