This should be good…

Ah, finally a practical use for AI…universal scapegoat!

Groups of boobies are called flocks.

I just want to say thank you, and I appreciate the team’s efforts to be excellent to each other.

I see your post has a few upvotes. Therefore, I will trust you implicitly on this matter. Thank you!

To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses, I lost interest anyway.

My response is even harsher…“Yeah, no, I’m finding a way to never use this company’s services ever again.” Easier said than done, but I don’t even want to associate with places that shove this in my face.

Sounds like someone is just jealous of that sick Ronda motorcycle. And maybe right hands.

So, what is the difference between this approach and just selling an extended warranty?

Time to bug out of this relationship.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Shrimp.

A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can’t even.

Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!

If I was working 3 full time jobs, I too would want to permanently work from home.

Every ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA!

*hate

Yes, it’s OK to leave a hot dog in a car. Hot dogs are best when served warm. The searing interior of your car will make it feel right at home.

Biden drew up this storm path on a map…WITH A SHARPIE

That’s the spirit!

The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.

Elon, sometime soon: “I’ve got a great idea! We’re renaming Tesla to ‘E’! Let’s go, bros!”