exxon is like “please throw up more soup” while holding a cigar and laughing like marvel villain

Go to a real protest holding a an actual sign with actual message DUHHH

I bet fossil fuel companies love this

Banana was too bonita

so he’s not leftist but MARXIST uhhhh so scary us newspaper

If you dont pay the subsciption it immediately gets rusty

This is what got milei elected, the other candidate only argument was that he’s not milei

Funny how elon will be one of the main reasons the US won’t set a base on mars before china

They are going back a century, to the manual teleoperator. When all started, it’s the circle of tech

Comes in comes out, who knows, not me I’m a robot beep bop beep

Tethics

No women allowed club, only bros

So it’s a gay-only platform now?

Open secret

Reminds me of the Egyptian aristocracy, they would be pissed off if they knew their 4000 yo mummy will end up getting shown at a museum or destroyed by a tomb raider. But what would happen if they managed to revive them today, probably a temporary experiment on a lab, the pharaoh just lived in a closed environment for a couple of months and for most of modern day people it would be just some science news they scrolled by on tiktok

I would volunteer… for money

Chatgpt: How do I kill all the children in this thread?

As a AI model I’m not allowed to promote violence against… Also since children are involved this case was reported to your local enforcement agency

*publicist cash

Turns out they never do lol

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