Why would I want to write a limerick about Schumer getting his ass pounded by Graham when Trump is currently pounding all of your Democrat asses right now, with no condom and no lube?

Oops! Looks like I made a bad joke. Quick, better rush to pick a fight with me over it, because we both know you Democrats are too big of pussies to fight Trump. 😉

I can try to get people to use my sexuality as an insult less

Oh, spare me the drama before the bear in me comes out and I personally bend you over and plow your ass until it’s wider than the fucking Lincoln Tunnel to teach you that if you can take a dick, you can take a joke.

AND I can fight republican bullshit too.

Yeah, because you’ve done SUCH a good job of that over these last eight fuckin’ years, huh?

We’ve seen what you Democrats do when you try to “fight Republican bullshit” - All you do is gang up on your fuckin’ allies over stupid shit like jokes, and that’s part of why we’re in the mess we’re in.

Like Schumer, you don’t have the intestinal fortitude to fight Republicans, so sit the fuck down and let ACTUAL men do it for you sweetheart.

So because of fascism we just need to sit down shut up and tolerate homophobia? need to sack the fuck up and stop getting our feelings hurt over shit that doesn’t matter, before my ass gets thrown in a deportation center by the fascists.

Fixed that for you.

Get it through your skull: I’m not your enemy just because I laugh at jokes you don’t like.

I’m the one fighting on your side, and Republicans love nothing more than to see you beat up on me for whatever I said that “offended” you.

You weak-ass Democrats could use all the help you can get right now, in case you haven’t noticed. I guarantee Schumer or Jeffries isn’t going to fight to save your ass from Republicans getting rid of you. I, however, will.

So yes, sit down, shut up, and tolerate a bad fucking joke while men like ME do the heavy lifting for you fucking pussies.

i am not even american, let alone a democrat? stop using the dumbest fucking justification for homophobia i have ever heard. stop the bigotry or fuck off back to reddit.

Wrong answer, princess. How about you shut the fuck up about MY country and fuck off back to Weak Bitchistan or wherever the hell you hail from?

I don’t have time to deal with pussies like you, I’ve got Republicans to fight. Go get your panties in a bunch about nonexistent “homophobia” elsewhere.

Hell, you’re probably just some Russian shithead looking to stir up trouble anyhow, so go gargle Putin’s sack why don’t ya?

No. Stop. We don’t need people “speaking up” against folks on our side for making jokes right now. That’s how we got stuck with weak pansies like Schumer.

If someone’s willing to beg forgiveness the moment someone gets offended over one of their jokes, that person’s also going to roll over and capitulate the moment Republicans put any pressure on them.

Start picking and choosing your battles more wisely, Democrats. The guy making bad gay jokes yet still votes Democrat isn’t your enemy. The Republicans trying to erase gay and trans people from existence are.

Oh good god, get over it. Republicans are trying to literally erase gay and trans people from the planet and instead of focusing on that, you people hammer away at someone for jokes.

If someone’s going to roll over and beg forgiveness the moment you put pressure on them just for making a joke, that means they’re also going to roll over and capitulate the moment Republicans put pressure on them too. This is why Democrats are stuck with weaklings like Schumer.

I swear, you Democrats completely suck at picking and choosing your battles, and that’s part of why you’re stuck with weaklings like Schumer. Do you think someone’s going to have the guts to stand up to Republicans if they grovel and beg for forgiveness the second someone gets offended over a joke they made? Weak.

There’s Republicans out there working to literally erase gay and trans folks from the planet. Those Republicans are the people you need to focus on fighting, not the guy who made a bad joke yet is clearly on our side.