

I can try to get people to use my sexuality as an insult less
Oh, spare me the drama before the bear in me comes out and I personally bend you over and plow your ass until it’s wider than the fucking Lincoln Tunnel to teach you that if you can take a dick, you can take a joke.
AND I can fight republican bullshit too.
Yeah, because you’ve done SUCH a good job of that over these last eight fuckin’ years, huh?
We’ve seen what you Democrats do when you try to “fight Republican bullshit” - All you do is gang up on your fuckin’ allies over stupid shit like jokes, and that’s part of why we’re in the mess we’re in.
Like Schumer, you don’t have the intestinal fortitude to fight Republicans, so sit the fuck down and let ACTUAL men do it for you sweetheart.
Why would I want to write a limerick about Schumer getting his ass pounded by Graham when Trump is currently pounding all of your Democrat asses right now, with no condom and no lube?
Oops! Looks like I made a bad joke. Quick, better rush to pick a fight with me over it, because we both know you Democrats are too big of pussies to fight Trump. 😉