Your LinkedIn profile looks promising, I’m trying to staff a senior Java developer position.

Congratulations on your reverse virgin birth!

About 5000 bottles

I don’t have any latinum, but I might get my hands on… other goods. Trade?

Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!

And this was the day I stopped sleeping like … forever.

Remember faster!

Please 💖

Netflix might do, we’ll find out soon enough. I’m looking forward to it, but I’m anxious they’ll fuck up as well.

Cabbage guy spin off?

I had some friends/colleagues from Slovakia and I quickly realized that it’s extremely important to mainly utilize curse words while debugging.

What about man mount?

There’s still plenty meat on that bone.You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato… baby you got a stew going!

I might get into robot vacuums again, thank you very much!

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

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Oh sorry that’s my cabbage haha

My cabbages! 😭

Full of cheese is the best state one can achieve I wanna be full of cheese now!.

It’f pronounfed teetf

I have a beard, it’s not as I would have any secrets.

*But drinking a glass of water from time to time won’t kill you either.

I’m not even in a rural setting and the only way to get my dogs to the vet is via car. Getting a taxi to drive there is difficult when one of your dogs starts vomiting after the second turn.

That and getting to by family in a rural setting. 2 hours by car vs up to 8 by train. With two dogs. That won’t happen 😐

Besides that I don’t really need a car.

The result of an election is so much more predictable if the candidate name on the form has a strict validation to “Putin”.