We get it, you’re vegan. We can tell by the smugness and the pretentious virtue signaling.

I say let him do it. Let him fuck around for a month. Those laws were written in blood for a goddamn reason.

I wouldn’t. If my ex-partner decided to have an affair without thinking of the consequences, I’m not obligated to do it in their stead. I’d be covering for their fuck up and become a welcome mat.

Having said that, I’m a product of divorce and I knew from a very young age who fucked up and why. If my parent had told me at that age why I wouldn’t go, I would’ve understood. But then again, I’m not your kid.

I have a weird hunch telling me that I don’t think it ever was.

Well, Lemmy isn’t good enough for um reasons.

Those briefs are incredibly unflattering for that model, now imagine them on the average Joe. Ew, no.

It’s so bright I feel it in my retinas.

I’m glad you guys are looking at the bright side of life 😊

When you swipe your credit card and leave a generous tip, of course!

Oops, they only managed to uncover systematic sex abuse. Better luck next time, dang it.

And don’t try to stand in some place idly outside for more than a minute. They call that “loitering” and it’s the barbaric act of experiencing being alive in public without spending a dime.

She will show no meowrcy!

They’ll pull an OpenAI

Seggs

Maybe they a word

I like the premise of the joke but it’s confusing sex with gender. 😅

Thank you for uploading the full rez. Gimme gimme! <3

Nah, those are and will always be free–if you’re lucky. 😼😹 Grab 'em while you can (without bite marks).

Avocados for your avocado toast. Smh.

I think they meant to say modern American, no?