It’s this mentality that prevents us from creating time machines

“can you smell what the rock is cooking?”

Really? They don’t get to choose if it’s alright for their kids to hear about their gay teachers husband. But drugs, that’s important for democracy to work

Is it “too early” for them to choke on a bag of dicks?

In space, no one can hear you creme…

Wait a minute… that turned out too horny

Shadowheart is a jedi confirmed

Tldr: classic corporate non-response

Honestly, they might have had their response made by AI as well. Really really really bad AI.