Killakomodo

The butt is flat, and serves as a plug

So… a butt plug?

clearly you have lost track of time old man.

What are you saying??? I have not had a job that did not need me to have one in some regard, think you are a little behind the times tbh.

that eating disorder hotline that did the same thing.

Excuse me… what???

I have kicked plenty of annoying asshole from my house, the guy coming door to door to sell horseshit I tell to get lost, why not annoying assholes on the internet?

That’s the subtle part.