You’re a person of culture and sophistication 😎👍
You’re a person of culture and sophistication 😎👍
This is gonna suck for restockers when a lot of items get left at the cashier’s because Walmarts ghouls decided to raise the price between shelf and checkout.
What do you do here? I mean besides not tell the fucking media. You call a lawyer immediately?
My kuriboh needs the rest of this.
Jeep Owners have entered the chat
“If that ever happens, you need two things and two things quickly: a pair of ice tongs and a friend who can keep a secret.”
-Dave Attell
Remember kids, you can be a draft dodger and be president 😎👉👉
From Lullaby by Palahniuk:
"People who would never throw litter from their car will drive past you with their radio blaring. People who’d never blow cigar smoke at you in a crowded restaurant will bellow into their cell phone. They’ll shout at each other across the space of a dinner plate.
These people who would never spray herbicides or insecticides will fog the neighborhood with their stereo playing Scottish bagpipe music. Chinese opera. Country and western.
Outdoors, a bird singing is fine. Patsy Cline is not.
Outdoors, the din of traffic is bad enough. Adding Chopin’s Piano Concerto in E Minor is not making the situation any better.
You turn up your music to hide the noise. Other people turn up their music to hide yours. You turn up yours again. Everyone buys a bigger stereo system. This is the arms race of sound. You don’t win with a lot of treble.
This isn’t about quality. It’s about volume.
This isn’t about music. This is about winning.
You stomp the competition with the bass line. You rattle windows. You drop the melody line and shout the lyrics. You put in foul language and come down hard on each cussword.
You dominate.
This is really about power."
French and existential ennui, name a better duo.
Good use of “estoy” 👏😎
Looks like a boss from Blasphemous 💀
Throckausaurus is a total legend of the frictionless ramps 🤟😝
She’ll be Coming Undone with all the bullying.
“What we don’t understand, we can make mean anything.”
-Chuck Palahniuk
If you’re dating a stylist, you too can meet the cops after using their shears.
Guys, what IS this country’s safety net they’re talking about?
Hot Cheetos Puffs are my weakness. I will eat the whole bag no matter the time.
If you go on YouTube and look up videos of the eclipse yesterday, you’ll see a ton of videos about why the eclipse marks the beginning of the end of the world. Just pure and total insanity or people taking advantage of that insanity. You might be surprised but you probably won’t be because you know in your heart that we’re just that far gone now.
Did that song from Ghost start playing while you did it?
Bobby Fingers got someone there to implant a hair from his ass onto his head. I’d guess they’re the leaders in hair transplants yea.
If you wanna watch that:
https://youtu.be/VGhcSupkNs8?si=56cQqM1SdR1hlwCT
Hair stuff starts at 13:28