Firstly: not a sub

Secondly: it’s not a rule. People only think it is.

That’s balance. Now the right half is just as fake as the proposed origin on the left.

Well, to be fair to evolution, surgeries weren’t really on its list of considerations. With no surgeries to the neck/chest it won’t be a problem at all. Most of us, including giraffes, have no problem with it and it works flawlessly. Is it a detour? Yes. But it works, and that’s the only thing that matters in evolution.

Option 1: be ugly af but talk normal.

Option 2: be ugly af and talk like complete fool.

Tough choice…

Your already can talk to animals. We all understand you.