Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.
#fedi22
I’m anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have read such pericombobulation.
GNU Terry Pratchett
In today’s money? About 17p, or 21 US cents. Shocking, really. I’ve got a club because at that price, why wouldn’t you?
“If you want to respect the rule of law, you’ve got to start from the original lawgiver, which was Moses”
Bollocks, more like.
The earliest known laws are from The Code of Ur-Nammu from Mesopotamia written on tablets around 2100–2050 BCE. If Moses existed, he was probably chiselling away at his tables six or seven hundred years later.
So I demand that these laws replace the 10 Commandments in schools. Who could forget such classics as:
Or a piece an’ Macaroni Pie. Carb in Carb in Carb. I’m sure you could get the pie battered too in the right chip shop.
Same with visiting almost any website.
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Defragged cows. System files cannot be moved.
What makes you think Ug was a neanderthal?
I’m guessing it was Wargames.
I’m so dopey. I thought this was suggesting that we’d invented some clever formulation to stop dead bugs sticking to windshields in 2020 and that we’d all have fully autonomous cars by 2050.
Woo-hoo, I’m a youngster (in this deomgraphic)!
I, for one, welcome our new, tolerant, Viking overlords.
Tomb Raider on OG PlayStation.
I remember walking around after pretty much a solid day of playing and just seeing buildings in terms of which ones Lara / I could climb.
Alternatively, over-report. Spelling mistake on an email from a colleague? Seems phishy to me. Email from a colleague with an attachment? Phishy! Unsolicited email from a client? Phishy! Email from ‘social committee’ sent to everyone in the team? Phishy!!!
I, too, am a human American from one of the 49 states which are united and in America. I am from the good state. All other states are weak and feeble compared to the state from which I come. This makes me a superior human. Obey my justified commands.
Come to Hemel Hempstead!
https://youtu.be/NHVF1rnUKHw?si=0-4PFtQtMWmRRFDi&t=47