Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]

sorry, i have a girlfriend already.

Me at a job interview:

I’m very passionate about… pushing buttons

Samsung universe S1

Well, I live in a capitalist hellscape. And if I didn’t get food I would be dead. So yes. I am “privileged” enough to not starve to death.

Communism is when no food

Imagine a goonies sequel with the same actors but it’s only a 4 year time gap between the first and second movie.

Oh goody, another two movies I’m going to pretend don’t exist in order to preserve my childhood memories.

Yeah, I could see how it could be off-putting for children…

Uhhh, teletubbies bear? Blocklist?

AI generated Art Simulacrum

Brand new account and both posts are indicative of you being a chud.

You’re not gonna last long here, pal.

I don’t remember…

How do you think Jesus walked on water?

Born as the gender you identify with.

laughs in masochism

I like politics and all I see is a massive flaming pile of horseshit

Apparently the robot is designed to be vegan.

But we all know a robot that feasts on the corpses of genocide victims isn’t too far fetched.

Looks flat if you compare it to my DUMPTRUCK ASS

If you have over 1000 tabs… learn how to use bookmarks instead. I don’t understand how you think 1000+ tabs is a feasible way of organizing.