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Cake day: July 6th, 2023

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  • This one time, I showed up to work in a pair of green slacks and a white dress shirt, sleeves rolled up to the elbow. A friend of mine sees me that morning and the first thing he says is “You’re dressed exactly like Peter Griffin.”

    It was easily the most devastating sentence anyone has ever spoken to me. I haven’t worn those pants since.