I honestly can’t tell if this website is being ironic
I honestly can’t tell if this website is being ironic
Whenever I use the pullout method, it spends the rest of the day making noises and flashing me. Trying to tempt me back.
Fed up of all their “holy days” every year. When is it unholy day?
Oh yeah? My comfort food is necking straight paprika
I see you were asking the question in bad faith and you didn’t really want an answer.
We also gave currywurst to the Germans
In this context I think it’s comfort food because it’s kiddy food. Something simple and familiar that reminds you of being younger. In England, children’s menus will usually contain basic things like chicken nuggets and fish fingers that aren’t (heavily) spiced.
If I touched grass my laptop would get glare? I’ve got noise cancelling headphones but I paired them to my TV and now it won’t play from my phone unless I unpair them from my TV but the UI has several layers of riddles before I can do that so I just have to walk far away so the TV is out of range before I turn the headphones on and then they work with my phone but by then my neighbour has finished beating his kids so I’m left being annoyed more at Bluetooth technology instead of my neighbour hey did you know Bluetooth is named after a person? King Harold Bluetooth anyway the point is terraced housing sucks and my neighbour is a prick
I dunno that’s what the other guy said
Help I’m trying my best to stop being a fascist but I can still hear my neighbour screaming at his children through the wall
The CD-Keys website changes the tab title to “We miss you” when the tab loses focus. Pisses me off enough to close it every time.
All fun and games until your company does a fake phishing campaign and you get signed up to cyber security training because you clicked on every email
All Carers Are Bastards?
They call me the gamedevopotomus, my servers are playerless
No bro one time I was talking about buying protein shakes with my bro and then THE VERY NEXT DAY I saw an ad for protein shakes after watching Joe Rogan on the weightlifting subreddit.
You expect me to believe this is coincidence?!?!?!?!?!
You mean you didn’t fully read the TOS?
Whoa what happened on the 9th?
BBC News officially posts more fake news than my personal blog
One time I had an ex ask me for some obscure cable that I happened to have. We went over to my cable drawer and as I pulled it out she said “Why do you have this drawer of random cables?”
FOR THIS EXACT PURPOSE BECCA YOU BITCH
Naval Supremacy; Nasal Inferiority