*asshacks

This will be true in the future, but you are absolutely incorrect today.

Putting a gun to my head. Even then, it’s a 50/50 I choose to starve to death instead.

Nymphomaniac: Vol. II. When she turns the light off, the movie should’ve ended.

Oh no, who will leak my phone number now?

Source? Can’t find anything about Twilio being owned by FB/Meta. Looks like they’re publicly traded.

We need augmented reality glasses with uBlock Origin now more them ever. Fuck United Airlines and the ad-riddled plane they flew in on.

http://web.archive.org/web/20240607002252/https://www.inc.com/bill-murphy-jr/walmart-just-announced-a-brand-new-way-to-track-customers-whole-thing-starts-today.html

At least those recipes don’t incorporate glue.

It will do no such thing.

Yeah, like I said. No benefit to me. If anything, lots of these ‘features’ are things I want to actively avoid in my closed-source operating systems.

There is not a single thing Windows 11 does better than Windows 10 that benefits me. I’m sure I’ll get a good chuckle out of that list.

With a thick coat of spray paint.

We’ve been programming YOU all along.

That’s exactly what a chatbot sophisticated enough to be an existential threat would say.

To be resumed at the end of the month, I’m sure.

Who said anything about making you anonymous?

You’re wrong.

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