Flying Squid

Trump can put you in the concentration camps he is planning on building. You know, the ones he openly says he’s going to build? And I hope you’re not one of the “vermin.”

True. I pay for books and also have a large penis.

Yes. His name was President Ronald Reagan National Airport.

I worked for a pipe smoker in the 90s. He left his computer uncovered. The bottom of the case was completely covered in ash. I have no idea how that computer stayed working.

I always wondered what it would be like to soak everything in Palmolive…

Fancy lady gloves with lacy cuffs.

My 13-year-old enjoyed Better Off Dead too. Especially “I want my two dollars!”