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I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Piss ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion… I watched Pee-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain…
– Dirt Owl replicant from the future
Your 667th comment
As far as I know it isn’t actually something that happens with the figs we eat. I think it is a specific type of fig and a specific wasp that does this.
Also, the wasp in question is absolutely tiny.
Klein snake
Don’t worry, I’m firmly in there. I’ll be extra complacent to make up for you younguns
The great dot com boom extinction event
We need a giant subterranean drilling machine to travel to the core and restart the rotation with a bomb.
This happened on my android too recently
Same
I’ve got an outie
Windows 95
I would.
My map is really good. Used it in Cuba. It allows me to download the entire country to my phone to use offline. Included user reviews and everything, even when offline
Queens make a quacking or tooting sound too. I miss my bees
I really like the Iron Horse cover.
What about all the oceans on all the other planets?
This is such an apples and oranges comparison, it grinds my gears every time it gets used to justify some nonsense conspiracy or cryptozoology nonsense.
Sorry for being a grump.
Not if we kill ourselves first!
Reading this whilst a fox is howling outside made me chuckle
Stumbled backwards onto the tube tracks as a train was approaching. Only thing that saved me was my mate who grabbed my collar and hauled me back onto the platform as I was mid fall.
I never liked Ray Winston, but seeing him in all the gambling ads in the UK made me want to car bomb him. A self-satisfied, wide-boy EastEnder conning working class people into wasting their money on an addiction. Fuck him, I hope he has a stroke