Thank you.
No one appreciates my penis like you 😪

Yeah…the new Dumbass Of Government Efficiency (DOGE) will be right on that. Top priority…I’m sure…

Geo, dude…

Something something Schrodinger Oil.

It’s wine…made by the stomped corpses of his enemies.

No one asked about your mother.

With more than one, a union can be formed. So, no.

“You may be able to do some things with the machine that the teller cant/wont do.”

Tell me more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sorry for the late response.

Some kind of Stockholm syndrome i guess.

This companies violates us constantly, but most people are so traumatised by ads and social presure that they don’t see it anymore.

I put ads before social presure due to comedy, but also:

Ads eats brains. Thus creating mindless consumers. Oh look, the perfect consumer!

I met a shitposter from modern social media,
Who asked with a frown, wrinkle lip
And sneer of cold contempt:

“Do you have some reason why you think
This company with vast amounts of these
stamped lifeless things
Will go bankrupt and/or split up?”

But regardless of all the corp-simping,
In the future, only these words survive.

"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away."

He had already created the playground, now he wanted to explore it.

“Birth rates are falling across the globe (…)”

But sure…

How do you face the fact that both Apple and Samsung, the 2 biggest capitalist phone manufacturers corporations in the world, use workers in China that aren’t owners of the production…

How is China comunist? One of the biggest states in the world…when a comunist society is supposed to be statless…

If only money transfers worked this way…

I send you money, cancel mid way, and now both of us have the money!

I said “no means no” but Land wasn’t having it…it violated both my legs…

I don’t know you, but you probably don’t fall on the category of “rich” in my mind.

Richer than an Indian farmer. Ok. I’m also rich then. I live in a house (not mine) and don’t go hungry.

I don’t even consider billionaires on the scale…that is just an afront on humanity and shouldn’t exist.

There are more houses/apartments than people.
There is more food going to the trash than what we need.

It’s not that we have a lot of people. The problem is the greed of a few and the complacency/idiocy of the rest.

The Peach Maneuver

I knew it too. I pounded her last night.

It reminds me of those Harry Potter candy, like, Nosebleed Nougat, Puking Pastilles or Fainting Fancies.